I'm in Knots

I get some wacky stuff in the mail. This, from Ms. C. in London, a bit wacky... creative, stern without being abrasive, but still WTF?

Oh, BTW.. I guess I'm going by "Ron" now -- or -- this was never meant for me in the first place. I guess Ron, like me, must be guilty of going tie-less on a nightly basis. We're real jerks.


Her creative side (she made this from scratch).

Her scary side. She's not making this up.